Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Mezco Toys just unveiled their new 12" Evil Monkey figure from their Family Guy collection. This flocked and fully-articulated monkey, which normally lives in Chris' closet to torment him, can soon be yours for the low, low price of only forty-five bucks. There are no dates for availability yet for this summer exclusive, but it will be available at summer conventions and through Mezco Direct when it becomes available. I just want to get one so I can stuff it in my pants and walk around and have people come up to me and say, "Is that a 12-inch evil monkey in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" And I will reply, "Why yes, it is a 12-inch evil monkey in my pants and I am happy to see you. Now you must die!"