Everyone from Gizmodo to I4U Tech News has been blabbing about these things from Sharper Image. Whew, it comes in chrome or blue and is signed by Mark Tilden, the toys inventor. Yeah, but can it carry my golf bag and help me with my slice? That's the real question. Actually, the real question is, "How good is it in bed?" With a body like that, it could rock my world anyday! (Damn I need a girlfriend!)
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start calling people you dislike "douchebox." It is more effective than douchebag and you will get so much pussy you will have to beat it off with a stick. You can use my special beat-off stick. It's a limited edition, with special bumps and a drainage channel -- for her pleasure!!! -SG
Okay, I just called some undeserving, fuckwitted tardbucket on the street a douchebox. Where's my pussy?
I got yer' pussy right here, buddy!
-Steph Swift
Speaking of channel, where's my chunnel?!
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