Oh No! More Snakes!

So I was searching Amazon's website for tall, statuesque, warrior women when I found some more snake skin sneakers. Have a look see at these Limited Ed. Puma Women's Avanti Snakes:



You know, for the ladies. I like the quote from the Karmo Loop website:

What is this? Have you ever even heard of a sexy, slinky sneaker? No matter, just load your feet into these shimmering silver babies and mesmerize the crowd like a snake charmer at your local casbah.

And when the ladies go out to the golf course, they can look their best in these Lady Fairway 1950 Snakes:



They may not be Limited Ed., but they are snakes. Then there are these Giorgio Brutini Snakes:



They may look like women's shoes, but they are actually for men. Short, gay men. Speaking of men, Adidas even has a new pair of snakes that are not on their website, but are on Amazon.com. They are these Concord Snakes:



And I also found these ES Accel Plus Snakes:



On the Foot Locker website. So much snakeskin! Tasty.