Friday, July 02, 2004

Of Course Horselove Can Be Mydog

Ah, spam poetry at its best. Thinking about horselove and mydog reminded me of the days when I used to dress up in Limited Ed. Small Pet Clothes Perfect for Tea Cups:



Doesn't that dog just look so comfortable? You know, animals were meant to wear clothes, that's the way God intended it. Especially $105.00 Lavender Sunshine dresses. Your little doggy-poo would also look smashing in this Limited Ed. Yorkshire Plaid Flannel Sports Coat:



And to go along with your dogs new outfit, you're going to need one of these Limited Ed. Yoga Jumpsuits:

Now available by popular demand! These limited edition yoga wear jumpsuits have been made available to you at the request of many Wai Lana fans. Very comfortable and colorful in a variety of exclusive and easy-to-wear designs for yoga and everyday wear.
Just beautiful, really. And, for the nightlife, there's this Limited Ed. Dance Wear for 2003:



I'm not sure why they don't show the adult versions of any of these outfits on their website. Maybe they are sick pedophiles* or something. All I know for sure is that they have some sick MIDI on their site. Work it! Work it! Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? No, seriously, who's your daddy? He was supposed to pick you up from ballet practice almost an hour ago.
*More evidence to support my coulrophobia.

1 comment:

M said...

Finally! A limited ed. post for the discerning poodle-owning, yogi pedophile.