Deli Boy, Jr.

Check out this p.h.a.t. 1990 Toyota Deliboy that these Commie fuckers got fer sale on that thar internet thingy:


I used to live in a van just like that. Sure was cozy. Stayin' warm in the Siberian waste land with a can o' kerosene can be tough, though. But she's only got 228,890 km on 'er. Damn, my wife's got more miles on 'er than that! At 85 hp, she ain't no Maserati, but I wouldn't want to live down by the river in a Maserati neither. Forty-two hunerd bucks or 122,136.00 rubles is a little more 'an I can afford fer a new home, and then I'd have to spend $300 to convert 'er to biodiesel, so I definitely cain't afford 'er, but she sure is purty, ain't she.

Thanks to Possum, our roving reporter, for this review.