Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Goodbye Cruel World

Pile of PoopWell, after four years of spending all of my free time, energy and money collecting these ridiculous Limited Ed. toys, sneakers, watches, and t-shirts I have decided to call it quits. Limited Ed. Magazine is done. After 775 posts and over 100,000 page hits, I think it is about time. What's the point, really? Nobody cares. Have I gotten any job offers from it? No. Has anyone offered to buy my blog for $15 million? No. So, I'm done. Time to go cry into my Colt 45. The gun, not the beer. Since it is over, I might as well take it all the way and blow my brains out. Goodbye cruel world, I'm leaving you today. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Goodbye, all you people there's nothing you can say to make me change my mind, goodbye.

3 comments:

M said...

Bizarre coincidence: Gawker just placed a $2.5 million bid for It is OK.

M said...
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Unknown said...

Does this have anything to do with California?