Transformus Festival

I am travelling to Deerfields, North Cackalacky, outside of Asheville, this weekend for the first annual Transformus Festival. It is loosely based on and associated with the Burning Man Festival held yearly in Nevada. Ryan, a.k.a. Spaceboy, and I will be performing as our favorite super-group, Project Daedalus, on the main stage Saturday night. It should be psychofunkadelicious. I am counting the minutes here at work until I leave, 'cause it's a three-and-a-half hour ride to Deerfields. Yippee! I guess I should put some Limited Ed. stuff here. Engadget.com has a report about some new Limited Ed. Motorola Cell Phones:


Woopadeedoo! They are all colorful and crap. One of them is even made by clothing label Phat Farm and includes an SD card slot and an IR port. Spiffy.

Limited Edition Balls

BALLS!


BALLS!!


BALLS??

Triple Trouble, Yo!

Speaking of Triple Trouble, this has got to be one of the coolest, hardest to find, and most expensive toys I have ever seen. It is actually three, three, three toys in one! Only at Toy Tokyo, it's the Limited Ed. 12" Beastie Boys figures:



From the album Hello Nasty these bad brothers in a sardine can come with the outfits that they wore in the Intergalactic video. If I had the money they would be on my shelf faster than you can say, "Sabotage!"

COMIC KHAN!!!

Kidrobot, Figures.com, Action Figure Times, etc., etc. all have pictures from the San Diego Comic Convention on their websites. There are plenty of new Limited Ed. toys and hotties in cosplay for me to drool over for the next day or so. Enjoy!


Sorry about that last post, folks. I was having some technical difficulties.

Where Have All The Flowers Gone?

As my brother Seth would say, "If they were up your ass you would know where they are." And he would be right. Here's something that would probably fit up there real nice and tight. It sure would be a delight. And I say that I'm not gay. And yet I talk about shoving this Limited Ed. Dahlia Flower Series Kaleidoscope By Kittlesons:



Up my ass. For $965.⁰⁰ I better make sure I had a nice soapy enema before I befoul this bauble. Sure it looks like a fancy glass dildo, but it also looks like a fancy glass bong... er, waterpipe. For smoking tobacco, yeah.

Damn, I gotta' take a dump after shoving this Limited Ed. Tulip Flower Series Kaleidoscope By Kittlesons:



Up my ass. There is definitely something wrong with me today. I think I must have the Wednesday crazies. Hump day is getting to me. Looking for Limited Ed. flower kaleidoscopes, bongs and dildos. What am I thinking? I must be thinking about the video my friends shot this week for Bret Michaels, lead singer of Poison. Now there's a man who I might let violate my precious ruby-red star fruit.

Bass! How Low Can You Go?!

Death row? What a brotha' knows. Limited Ed. may not know how to play bass (but he can sure as hell sing bass), but he does know a pretty one when he sees it. And this Limited Ed. 2004 Music Man Stingray:



is no exception. Just look at the fine craftsmanship, the exquisite mother-of-pearl finger board, the special Limited Ed. neck plate, and the gold silk-screen text on the headstock. Also, check out this Limited Ed. 2004 Music Man Stingray 5:



It has a different body style from the other Limited Ed. Stingray, kind of like the variations in body style of my favorite automobile. Music123 also has some Limited Ed. Acoustic Basses as well as this Limited Ed. Michael Kelly Legacy Dragonfly Flame Mandolin:



And this exceptionally cool Epiphone Bob Marley Commemorative Les Paul:



It has a portrait of Bob on the body of the guitar, Jamaican flag color inlays on the fret board, "One Love" on the headstock, a built-in spliff holder, and a pound of fresh Lamb's Bread stashed in the body. Okay, so those last two things are not true, but they should be, in order to honor Bob's memory, or lack thereof. It does include a hemp gig bag, though. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

100th POST!!!

Amazingly and scarily I have reached 100 posts on my blog. I really didn't expect to be able to find that much Limited Ed. crap. But it just keeps flowing. I went through some of my old posts and decided to revisit an old theme: What is it with Yoda statues?

This is the second life-size Yoda I have found, both Limited Ed., both ridiculously expensive. Check out the quality rendering on this attractive Limited Ed. Bronze Yoda Statue:



It is a reproduction of a statue that is at Skywalker Ranch and there are only twenty-five of them in the world. If you thought that was cool, you scruffy-looking nerf-herder, check out this Limited Ed. Darth Vader Helmet:



It is actually wearable! For just thirteen hundred bucks you too can dress like Darth Vader for Halloween and not get laid! It will definitely come in handy next summer when the final, thank God, installment of the Star Wars sixology is released.

I think the coolest Limited Ed. stuff on the Star Wars online shop are these Pez dispensers:



This stuff may very well be the nerdiest Limited Ed. stuff I could find. Almost as nerdy as the Apple shoes.

I conclude my 100th post with something a little more cool. Figuro is taking pre-orders for the new Limited Ed. Kill Bill Vol. 2 DVD Japan Only Box Set:



This box set will be released on October 8th in Japan and will feature the Japanese version of Kill Bill Vol. 2, a Love Bride Be@rbrick, a Pai Mei keyholder, a 24 page color booklet, a Kung Fu t-shirt, and ten collector's cards. There will only be 30,000 of these produced, which doesn't seem so limited to me, but I guess if everyone in Japan buys one, they should go pretty quick. Get one to accompany your Kill Bill Vol. 1 DVD Japan Only Box Set.

Yeah, so my 100th post was kind of lame, nothing to write home about, really stupid, etc. Enjoy!

Black-Eyed Pod

Jaguar has teamed up with Apple to give away a Limited Ed. Black iPod in honor of their Jaguar X-Type website. There were only 75 black iPod's made and there is only one left and it is the one that they are giving away. It looks pretty cool, but it's no fourth generation iPod.

Dunk Life

Have you ever just wanted to take life and dunk it?! Slam it down hard so the rim breaks and the backboard shatters. Well, now you can get the same experience from an automobile. If you live in Japan or Europe, that is. It's called the Honda Life Dunk:




It sure looks like the kind of car that really grabs life by the ball and slams it home. I don't think a basketball player would actually fit in this car because the wheelbase is only about 93 inches. Compare that to the 130 inch wheelbase of a real American 1959 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, one of the largest cars ever made. The Eldorado is nealy a hundred inches longer than the Life Dunk. Also, the Life Dunk only weighs 417 pounds, versus the half ton weight of the Eldorado. It would only take a couple of basketball players to carry around the Life Dunk.

For all the lady ballers out there, ya' got the Life Dunk Diva:



And here's some evidence that the Honda Life Dunk is available in Europe as well. The Life Dunk has been around for about four years and the last model to come out was the 2003, but I just heard about it 'cause I live in the good ol' US of A and we're a little bass-ackwards around these parts.

I know this isn't really Limited Ed. stuff, there are probably a million of these in Japan, but I just thought it was funny when I heard the name and it reminded me of my friend Ryan who is a designer for And 1.

Deli Boy, Jr.

Check out this p.h.a.t. 1990 Toyota Deliboy that these Commie fuckers got fer sale on that thar internet thingy:


I used to live in a van just like that. Sure was cozy. Stayin' warm in the Siberian waste land with a can o' kerosene can be tough, though. But she's only got 228,890 km on 'er. Damn, my wife's got more miles on 'er than that! At 85 hp, she ain't no Maserati, but I wouldn't want to live down by the river in a Maserati neither. Forty-two hunerd bucks or 122,136.00 rubles is a little more 'an I can afford fer a new home, and then I'd have to spend $300 to convert 'er to biodiesel, so I definitely cain't afford 'er, but she sure is purty, ain't she.

Thanks to Possum, our roving reporter, for this review.