Most Fun Toy Ever!

                               

While we are all sitting around anxiously awaiting the announcement from Apple this afternoon about what the future holds, I thought I would post about the next most funnest toy there ever could be. It's Log, it's Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! Well, it's actually plastic made to look like wood, and it is available here at Kidrobot. What could be more fun to do while waiting for your video iPod to arrive than play with Log? Fun for a girl or dog, everyone loves a Log!

Smurfin' Hell!

I know this has nothing to do with anything, but my sister works for UNICEF so this really made me laugh. It looks like UNICEF is making some news with their new horrific Smurf-killing ad-campaign on Belgian television:

The appeal is meant to raise money for UNICEF projects in Burundi, Congo and Sudan, [UNICEF Belgium spokesman Philippe] Henon said. However, due to its graphic and disturbing scenes, this cartoon is not for everyone. The advertisement is aimed at an adult audience and is only shown after 9 p.m. to avoid upsetting young Smurfs fans.

What about old Smurfs fans like myself? I used to have the entire collection. Poor, dead Smurfette.

iShit...

Therefore iAm. You just can't make this kind of crap up. Check out the iShirt by Tomi:



It's a shirt with a magnet in it so that you can attach your iPod Shuffle to it and look super-cool! Okay, maybe super-dorky is a more precise description of how you will look wearing this shirt. At least this will keep the Shuffle from bouncing against your sternum when you jog, like it tends to do with a neck lanyard. Apparently this shirt is no good for people with pacemakers due to the magnet that is embedded in it. Well that leaves me out. Stupid, non-functioning heart. I guess I shouldn't have done all of that meth in the 80's.

Speaking of flying, Ningyoushi has an accessory that would help out in creating the perfect Halloween costume, if you are rich. And I don't mean you, Rich, although I'm sure you could probably afford it. But maybe not with your trip to Hawaii this week. Anyway, now that I have digressed much further than I expected, here's the item I was talking about. It's the Limited Ed. helmet from the Disney film The Rocketeer:



I can just imagine flying around Southern California on a stolen jetpack with this thing strapped to my head. If you can afford the $450.⁰⁰ for this thing than you can probably also afford the rest of the outfit. The jetpack might be a little hard to come by, though. Unfortunately, the helmet won't be shipping until November or December, which is too late to be useful for Halloween. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to dress up as G.I. Jew again. Or Ron Jeremy again. Whichever one will get me laid quicker.

Sympathy For The Devil

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year, stole many a man's soul and faith.

I was around on Saturday night, October 8^th, when the Rolling Stones held their concert at Wallace Wade Stadium at Duke University. What an amazing show! It was definitely in the top five concerts that I have been to, and I have been to about a thousand concerts. It was right up there with Willie Nelson at the North Carolina State Fair in 2000, Dylan and the Dead at RFK in 1995, Pink Floyd at Carter-Finley in 1994, and R.E.M. at the Smith Center in 1989. My girlfriend and I had great seats for the show, right next to the stage on the left in the first row of the stadium. My dad was right when he said they played all of the songs he wanted to hear. Before the show, we were talking about which songs we wanted to hear and he mentioned Satisfaction, Brown Sugar, You Can't Always Get What You Want, and Honky-Tonk Woman, and they played all of them. They also did a great cover version of Ray Charles' Night Time is the Right Time and played one of my all-time favorites, Dead Flowers. Here is the complete set list. Of course, because they were playing at Duke, they had to do a brilliant version of Sympathy for the Devil. The whole thing was just spectacular. The show was so good, my girlfriend even bought a Limited Ed. "Stones Duke Sympathy for the Devil" t-shirt, even though she is a UNC student and hates Duke with a passion. The shirts were only available at the Duke concert and once they were sold out, they were gone. I'll post a cute picture of her wearing it as soon as I upload it to the good ol' internet. All in all, even with the slight drizzle, it was an amazing night.

Also, check out the good press my brother got for his movie The Cool Season from the Bangkok Post.

Update: They just put the Duke concert shirts up for sale on the Stones website. I guess they weren't just available at the show. Oh well, now everyone can get one and I don't feel as special. Here's the link and a pic:



Of course, if you wear the shirt and you weren't at the show, you are a real poseur, so there!

Best Idea Ever!

Now I'm awake! Check this out, this has got to be the greatest invention I have ever seen. I was just surfing around the internet and I found this Cackalacky® Classic Condiment Co. Original Drummy Device^TM:



Now you may be asking yourself, "What is a Drummy Device^TM?" I know I asked the same question when I first saw it. Well, the purpose of the Drummy Device^TM is to make Cackalacky's® Famous Chicken Lollipops^TM:



Chicken wrapped in bacon and barbequed! What could be better? Here's my favorite picture of the bacon-wrapped chicken being inserted into the Drummy Device^TM:



I sure am getting hungry. Hey baby, if you are reading this, let's get some bar-b-que for dinner tonight!

Don't forget to sing along to the Cackalacky® Song.

Lazy Friday

I am being lazy today because it is Friday, so I will just reiterate a post that Evan Orensten made over at Cool Hunting. It's about the Throw Yo:



It is "a new collectible yo-yo coming out next year. It is rumored to be influenced by 'the evolving Yo-Yo sub-culture with street, cutting-edge fashion, art and music cultures.' It is the collaboration of four talents: Professional basketball player Baron Davis, award winning National and World Spin Top champion yo-yo player and Buzz-on yo-yo company partner Dave Bazan, and the directing team of Coodie and Chike who are represented by A Band Apart." When I was in junior high school, carrying yo-yo's was extremely popular. And Duncan Butterfly yo-yo's were the best because you could do tricks easier with them. I showed my girlfriend some yo-yo tricks the other night and boy was she impressed! Apparently all of the cool yo-yo's nowadays are coming from Buzz-on Industries. They even have Limited Ed. yo-yo's:



Also, check out pictures from the Sneaker Pimps exhibit here on Cool Hunting. Now I'm going to try and take a nap at my desk with my eyes open.

BTW: this is my 300th post! Yaay! Time to celebrate!

Kickin' It

I have been perusing Pick Your Shoes for some time now looking for the perfect pair of kicks and you know what's been really growing on me? These simple, classic, Nike Air Force 1 Low Limited Seamless Editions:



I like the new white ones, but my favorites are the red ones:



These would be great for me to wear to work. Nice and comfortable for the long walk from my car to the Department of Medicine.

Pick Your Shoes also has the coolest pair of women's Nikes I have ever seen, these 6 inch Air Force 1s:



These are ideal for my target audience of female professional wrestlers. And transgender professional wrestlers, I can't forget them. That's who I get all of my fan mail from.

Shane Rocks!

My brother has just started a blog along the same lines as Zach Braff's Garden State blog! It's called The Cool Season after his movie of the same name. It should be interesting reading the daily behind-the-scenes of a first-time director trying to complete his first feature film and get it out to the world. Plus, pictures of cute Thai girls!

All Up In Your Face!

The big rumor on the internet yesterday and today was about the possible release of a video iPod next week. Here's the dish that Engadget cooked up, along with a fine pic:



Looks like they have some new news today. Apparently, Apple will announce updates to the Power Mac and PowerBook next week, and that picture is probably Photochopped®. Well as soon as they make a video iPod I will be the first in line at my local Apple Store to buy one.

Bring Back The 80's

I got an e-mail from James D over at Moog Music letting me know that they have, ready for delivery, this beautiful Limited Ed. Moog Logo Track Suit:



According to the website, "Retro look Moog logo track suit does not gaurantee popularity, nor mad break-dancing skills. Wear it well and Moog it HARD." Hey, I think I saw that guy at a party in Asheville. Unfortunately Bob is not around to see this amazing track suit of beauty. Also, I might just have to order me a Moogerfooger and then return it so that I can get me one of these sweet "I'm an idiot" t-shirts:



You can actually get the shirt without having to buy and then return a Moogerfooger by going here.

Now on the toy tip, check out this Sucklord 75 figure from Suckrealm 6000 by Suckadelic:



It sure does suck! And like the Gay Empire Stormtrooper, this figure, "is NOT a toy. It is an Art object and should be handled accordingly. In other words, don’t let some stupid kid put it in his mouth. User assumes all liability. Satisfaction is NOT guaranteed. Colors may vary. Quality may vary. NO refunds! Produced in Chinatown, NYC."

Lastly, I apologize for not posting anything yesterday, but it was Rosh Hashanah and I was in Synagogue partying like it was 5760! L'Shana Tova everybody!