Blazin' On Da' Wheels Of Steel

I just received an e-mail from Sweaty Frog informing me that the first figure in their Limited Ed. "7 Inch Vinyls" project, DJ Danny Howells:



Will be released on October 25^th and limited to only 500 pieces. Here's what Sweaty Frog has to say:

Kicking off the "7 Inch Vinyls" project, Sweatyfrog is proud to announce world-reknowned UK DJ Danny Howells as the first in a series of vinyl figures based on Club Gods from around the world. The project is a combination of personality and design: Quinlando (AKA Bufalo Club) decks out the design for this premiere with the design-talent that has made him well-known in NYC. His work has been seen in print, cloth, and 3D sculptures -- check out the Pictoplasma series for a taste of his presence.

The Danny Howells figure is 7” tall, and comes with four points of articulation: movement in the neck, shoulders, and torso. The precision accessories include a turntable in the mold of tribal drums that are accompanied by a pair of record mats and records that actually spin freely when placed in the spindle. A wire connects the back of the figure to the middle of the turntable -- the music from Danny’s mind is being translated to the turntables with a direct technological connection. Completing the cyber sound/mind connection is his ear, which is molded in the form of a speaker. The figure’s release date is set for October 25 and he's limited to 500 pieces -- it will be scarce, but can be purchased from both retail stores and directly from our website.

I think that pretty much covers it. Any questions?

Happy Crapmas!

It's another crappy product from Hamilton Action! This cheap looking Limited Ed. The Simpsons Lighted Christmas Tree:

It features 26 of your favorite Simpsons characters looking all Christmasy and crap. I like how pissed off Moe the bartender looks. It doesn't say in the annoying junk e-mail that I received trying to pawn off these eyesores how limited the edition is, and the link to their website doesn't work, so that's about all I can tell ya' about this piece of crap.

BATTLE MONKEYS!!!

Beat THIS!!!

Alec Grossman is a Bug-Eating Pirate Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 7.2 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Alec Grossman, enter your name:

"I don't know what's in 'em, I just know I can't stop smokin' 'em."

Best Watch Ever!

I must have this watch!



If anyone has any information on how I could get a hold of one of these scarce "XXX-Rated Sexum Watches" I would appreciate it. It would look so nice positioned between my designer dildo collection and my anime sex doll computer case mod.

[Via Gizmodo and Josh Rubin, you dirty little perv's.]

Black BB

These are the first pics I have seen of the new Limited Ed. Six Years Old Gardener Box Set Featuring 6" BB and ML:


I'm not sure what else is included with this package, and unfortunately Julian over at W.H.Y. Workshop doesn't have any more information on the website than I just provided. If anyone out there knows anything else about this box set, please let me know, alright. I already have the orange version of BB, but a black version would be just as cool to own. I could even make them fight for supremacy... of my heart!

Update: I received an e-mail from Julian with more information about the black BB. Not only does it include the 6" black BB figure, but also a Mini Michael Lau figure, a Big Black Box set, a Gardener Big Poster with Holder, and a Post Card set. It's $225.⁰⁰, though, so I won't be owning it anytime soon.

Yeah, But Can You Smoke It?

Alright, I think I have been looking at panties for too long. Wait a minute... is it possible to look at panties for too long? If I could, I would stare at panties all day long. But I can't, or else I would get fired from my job here at the panty factory. I just can't say enough about panties, really. Panty, panty, panty!

Here's something else to get fired for, or fire up, or get fired up for. A new Limited Ed. High Times 30^th Anniversary Snowboard:



Included with this "dope" snowboard, limited to only 420 pieces, is a one-year subscription to High Times, a membership to N.O.R.M.L., Bluebird snowboard wax, a two-year warranty and an automatic entry into a raffle to win a lifetime subscription to High Times, a season pass to the ski resort of your choice, a year supply of Formula 420 products, a year supply of Bong Water soda, snowboard outerwear, a whole lotta' clothing, amplified headphones, a hand rail, a snowskate, a boardbag, gloves, and a collection of snowboard DVD's! Damn, that's a lot of swag! I think I got stoned just reading about all of it.

I Love Panties!!!

But it seems that Eric Rider, a.k.a. Ewik just likes them. Come on, Eric, you gotta' be a little more enthusiastic about panties to do a series of paintings of women wearing them. Okay, so he only has three paintings in the series, so far, but that doesn't mean he won't do more. If it were me, there would be about a thousand paintings in the series. Or maybe just a thousand pictures of girls panties in a special folder that I keep tucked away on my hard drive. But that's for another time. For now, y'all can get Limited Ed. giclee prints of each of Ewik's panty paintings here. I can't decide which of these panties, I mean paintings, I like best, so I will just show all three of them. I hope these aren't NSFW for any of y'all out there, but they might be, so be careful if you are viewing this at work:







Thank the Lord for panties! Panties! Panties!! PANTIEEEEES!!!

Also, check out Ewik's Journal for some interesting upcoming panty works.

Most Anticipated Figure

According to Ningyoushi, and who wouldn't trust the word of the store that is selling it, this Limited Ed. Sci-Fi Crazy Children #30 M.I.C.H.A.E.L. figure:



By Michael Lau is the most anticipated figure in the S.F.C.C. series. It is actually the culmination of all of the secret pieces from all of the other S.F.C.C. figures. If you have all of the other figures, I'm sure that you probably paid more than the $350.⁰⁰ that Ningyoushi is charging for this figure. Of course, if you didn't buy all of the other S.F.C.C. figures, why would you want this one?

This Is My Rifle...

This is my gun, one is for fighting, the other's for fun! Now that the assault rifle ban in the good ol' U.S. of A. has ended (thank God, who is obviously a gun owner), I can finally get myself one of these fancy Limited Ed. Cold War AK-47 Victory Editions:



This beauty comes in either a Silver Tribute or Gold Tribute edition. Even though the Gold Tribute edition is more limited, at only 50 pieces, I like the look of the Silver Tribute version better. These fine weapons, brought to you by the good people of The American Historical Foundation would make a lovely addition to any gun-nuts' arsenal. I can see Drew or Franklin getting one of these to add to their collection. Of course, the price may be a slight deterant for any of my gun-toting friends.

Travel The Land In Style...

In this Limited Ed. Used 1996 Gulfstream Conquest:



I am very tired this morning and really just want to get this over with. I celebrated a little too hard last night the fact that Limited Ed. Magazine had over 1000 hits last month. Now I'm paying the price for drinking all of that Yoo-Hoo and eating all of those Ding Dongs (not those kinds, silly). Of course the price that I paid last night isn't anything compared to the $24,500.⁰⁰ you would have to pay for this top-of-the-line castle on wheels. It would be a great place for me to take a nap right now, or it would be great to take out to Burning Man. That way you wouldn't have to crap in one of those nasty-ass Porta-Johns. Damn, now I've gone and pissed my pants.