Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Valentine's Day Massacre

Sorry I haven't posted anything recently, but I have been in a coma for the last two days after a failed Valentine's Day suicide attempt prompted by my lack of female companionship, my close relationship with Gerald D. Krein, Jr. and my 99% Nerd Score. After awakening from the coma, I realized that my old pals over at Maharishi had released a set of Andy Warhol x Maharishi DPM Identifiers Kubricks:



Available at Ningyoushi, these colorful toys would have made the perfect Valentine's Day gift for that special someone in my life, if that special someone actually existed. Instead, I will do like Hardy Blechman and his Camo Kubricks and stand on my head until the blood rushes to my brain and pours out of my ears.

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