Sorry I haven't posted anything recently, but I have been in a coma for the last two days after a failed Valentine's Day suicide attempt prompted by my lack of female companionship, my close relationship with
Gerald D. Krein, Jr. and my
99% Nerd Score. After awakening from the coma, I realized that my old pals over at
Maharishi had released a set of
Andy Warhol x Maharishi DPM Identifiers Kubricks:
Available at
Ningyoushi, these colorful toys would have made the perfect Valentine's Day gift for that special someone in my life, if that special someone actually existed. Instead, I will do like
Hardy Blechman and his Camo Kubricks and stand on my head until the blood rushes to my brain and pours out of my ears.
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