Transportation For Mike

I have been thinking some more about Mike's transportation problem, and I think I have it figured out. This Limited Ed. 40th Anniversary Chrome Kyosho Mini-Z Mad Force 1:28 Scale Monster Truck:



This is transportation that he could probably afford. Now all he has to do is figure out a way to shrink himself down to 1:28 scale and get someone to use the controller to drive him to work. Or maybe just shrink the controller down also, I mean, if he is going to shrink himself down anyway. Aw hell, Chewbacca, that would never work, hell.