Squeel Like A Pig!

Here piggy, piggy, piggy! Suuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I love this extremely Limited Ed. (there are only 4 in the world, only available at Kidrobot toy store) Manhunt's Piggsy Rockstar Games Promotional Figure:



'Cause I'm from North Cackalacka where if ya' spend too much time in the mountains someone might try to make you squeel like a pig. Take off that itty-bitty shirt, and them itty-bitty panties. Here comes Bubba!

Tribeca Pics

Here are some pics from the Tribeca Film Festival. Click on the pic to see a bigger version, and prepare to be jealous. The guy in the camel-colored sports coat and blue shirt is my brother Seth.






It was a lot of fun. There was a lot of free liquor. It was a whirlwind of excitement, I barely remember anything. It's all a blur now.

Helmut "Nudey" Newton Swatch

All y'all who know Limited Ed. know that he is partial to naked chicks. He likes titties, he likes big butts. And he likes this 2001 Limited Ed. Helmut Newton (in collaboration with philanthropist Henry Buhl) Swatch:



Here's the info:

Helmut Newton Swatch Online Auction

It all started from the word "Sold" at Sotheby's in New York, on December 3rd 2001, where Swatch auctioned off 27 unique lots, raising USD 800'000 for charity.

A particular lot called "My Swatch", which included a once-in-a-lifetime chance to design a Swatch watch, went to the highest bidder that night - philanthropist Henry Buhl.

The artistic collaboration of Henry Buhl and the Swatch design team resulted in the birth of a priceless Swatch created by Helmut Newton, one of the acclaimed photographers' last artistic efforts. Only 100 pieces were ever created using his famous photograph entitled California Finger Nails Hollywood, 1981, with one piece soon to be auctioned online at www.swatch.com/helmutnewton.

All proceeds going to benefit the Association of Community Employment Programs from the Homeless, an organization started by Henry Buhl.

The online auction will begin May 7th at 11am EST (@666), and ends on May 20th at 8pm EST (@041).

The current bid is $5,650.⁰⁰ and the winning bidder is bippie. Bidder bippie, bidder bippie, bidder bippie. Try saying that a hundred and thirty-four times fast.

Back From Tribeca

This seat's for Mac:



Well, I'm back in North Cackalacka after a whirlwind tour of the Tribeca area of NYC (Tribeca, incidentally, stands for Triangle Below Canal for those not in the know), where my brother, Seth Grossman, took home Best Narrative Short Film at the Tribeca Film Festival (founded by Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorsese) for his movie Shock Act. I will put some pictures from the awards ceremony up on this site soon, so all y'all Plebeians can check out the celebrities that I got to hob-nob with. Speaking of knobs, Mac made a request for some interesting items for Limited Ed. to investigate, such as this Baby Jesus Buttplug. There's nothing like having a little Jesus up your ass, now is there. And when you finally pull him out (after a few days, maybe a week), you might need one of these Advanced Toto Neorest Toilet and Bidet Combos. Mac was also looking for some Limited Ed. roach clips, since he probably misplaced his (silly pothead). Well, Mac, I found some hand-made Finger Clips for ya'. There are also these Designer Roach Clips from Cher's Herbal Clips (no relation to the singer, but there is a nice musical selection on the website). That's all for now. I am still exhausted from all the free liquor parties for film makers this weekend. Not to mention Richard's bachelor party at New York Doll's Gentleman's Club, which, after Super Pussy's in the Patpong district of Bangkok, is the worst strip club I have ever been to. But it was still a lot of fun. Seth knows what I'm talking about.

Side Project

Limited Ed. has got himself a little side project. A redneck superhero for the masses. Shortmikeshort had some very encouraging words for the budding artist:

Work can look amateurish for two reasons: A)It was a conscious choice to be simple and childlike. Or B)the Artist can't draw very well.

It seems like the two should look the same in the end result, but there's actually a very subtle and sublime difference.

I think you're B. Sorry.

Thanks, buddy.

Sneakin' Round

Check out these phatty Limited Ed. Fatlace Luxury Trainers by Savier from Lacedup Online. You got to respect the fat laces. And it is pretty cool that they give you a mix CD, stickers and tape with it. And it is all much cheaper than a pair of Gucci Nike Air Force 1s. In fact, these shoes are something that Limited Ed. could afford. So what are they doing on this site? It's probably because they only have the shoe in size seven, so even though Limited Ed. could afford them, he could never fit them on his Sasquatch-sized feet.

Best Sculpture, Ever!

O.K. So it's not really the best sculpture, ever. Really, it is just some silly Scottish bastard and his dog. But it is expensive and Limited Ed. so it qualifies for display. But look at it; I have crapped better sculpture.

You ever looked up under one of them kilts, they ain't got no drawers on under there. You know why? 'Cause sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away. Derp, Derp, Dew!

Wait a minute, that doesn't make any sense.

PANTIEEEEEEEEEES!!!

Here's a little something for all the ladies:

Nashville 15 commemorative Limited Ed. panties. Limited Ed. likes panties. Sometimes he wears panties on his head. Right now he is wearing a pair of panties that he stole from a Japanese school girl on his head. They are pink panties with a picture of Pikachu on them. Sorry, I was rambling a little there. Alrighty then, for those coulropobic chicks out there, these:

Limited Ed. Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me panties. Panties. Panties. PANTIEEEEEEEEEES!!!

Nerdiest Shoes Ever!

Well, I think Josh Rubin has finally done it. He has turned from cool hunter to nerd hunter. Exhibit A:


These ugly-ass, extremely expensive, Limited Ed. Apple Logo Shoes. Sure Macs are cool. And sneakers are cool. But when you put the two together it does not necessarily equal cool. They look like some old-skool Reebok Classic Ex-O-Fits, but with the Apple logo where the Reebok logo should be. U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi.

The Scent Of Scopitone

Alright, so I am now obsessed* with Scopitones. I couldn't find a Scopitone Jukebox Viewer on e-bay, but I did find this:



Timi Yuro Scopitone produced by Quincy Jones. Now if I can just find something to play it on. Until I do, I can always watch this Scopitone, lovingly titled Sado-Maso by De Giafferi, whoever that is. Sounds queer to me (you know what I'm talking about Mike).

*thanks to Bifurcated Rivets for my new obsession